I don’t lead an exciting life. There are moments of oddity, of bizarre behavior, awkward conversations and what the fucker-y but generally I strive to maintain the status quo and be normal. What goes on in my head is wildly more fantastic then what happens in real life, and most of that is just for comedic value because if you can’t laugh at how ( Read more... )

With the amount of money we make? Yeah right.

Chuck Pasch: true American hero.

Written on a SEC bathroom wall: "I hit it and hit it and forgot to quit it."

I am not sure if that is sweet or a sign of neurological damage.

Long, long, fucking day. Not over yet ( Read more... )

The reason I figured I would never get married is because I'd end up snapping and doing something truly horrible first.

For instance:

Coworkers,

Do your god damned job.  It's not that fucking hard.  I shouldn't have to hold your god damn hand through everything you stupid retards!

I'm chucking my phone in the lake and then I am going to fly back to New ( Read more... )

Work makes me want to kill. 
STOP BEING STUPID

I just want to say that . . .I was right

I find this NEWS a little upsetting.  It's a little frightening to think that a small group of people want to revert back to the old way of violence in Northern Ireland

ALSO!  Citigroup is up 1.43, that's up .38 points.  I WAS RIGHT.  SUCK IT.

Know what I love?  Nutjob clients.  Want this money, get me what I want.  Yeah I know life is real tough, suck it up and move on with it you annoying, whining psycho.

Let me do my job.